Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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