well you can't waste a boner
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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