Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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