quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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