Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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