I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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