I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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