this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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