pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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