What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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