The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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