you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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