If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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