we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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