4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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