Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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