can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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