she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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