why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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