He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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