It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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