My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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