It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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