He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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