It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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