how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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