what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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