his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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