Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My liver just had a heart attack.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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