fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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