So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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