doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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