I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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