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I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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