I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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