how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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