i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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