dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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