I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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