call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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