McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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