I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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