I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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