i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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