He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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