And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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