so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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