we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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