okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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