I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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