it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think your dad took our porno
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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